2010 Off-Season
News is out, in the pages of the Post Dispatch, that Chip and Lucia Rosenbloom are considering three serious offers -- including Dave Checketts' -- to sell the Rams. And they'll make their decision before the draft. For all you fans of the Saint Louis Rams, here is the kernel of the story:
The three bidders are committed in varying degrees to keeping the franchise in St. Louis, and that may have an impact on any sale decision.
(I like that term: "committed in varying degrees." I'm going to try that out on my wife and see how committed she is to slapping me upside the head.)
For any potential buyer, this is the critical commitment to make: Stay in STL? Or pack up the moving vans for LA? Economically, this seems like a no-brainer. You have the country's largest untapped market in one hand, close to fifteen million people and a sprawling virtual diaspora of self-glorifying celebrity culture ... and in the other hand, a modest culturally conservative river city whose last big population boom happened more than a century ago.
However, we at RamsHerd believe that St Louis is a perfect fit for the Rams, and are prepared to present our opening arguments.
#1: The Rams' Championship history begins here.
I mean, you could count those "NFL Championships" from 1945 and 1951, but those were hardly achievements. There were what, eight teams in this so-called league back then? Ten you say? And they were still working out the kinks on such innovations as "the forward pass," "helmets," and "grass" back then. I mean, they hadn't even invented artificial turf yet! Who ever heard of The Greatest Show on Mud? That's right, nobody.
#2: The NFL needs small media markets.
Okay, this might seem ass-backwards. But when a game in St Louis doesn't sell out, the draconian NFL blackout policies dictate that the game gets blacked out for the St Louis territory. Which covers about 3-4 million people. But if that same game doesn't sell out in Los Angeles -- and games in Los Angeles routinely fail to sell out, just ask the Dodgers, the Clippers, the Kings, the Raiders, or hell, the Rams -- then the NFL is forced to take their product out of 30-40 million homes. That's very, very bad for the NFL and the almighty TV dollar.
Granted, it's not a problem for the Lakers, and that could be your solution -- build a perennial playoff contender with the richest championship history in the sport and only provide about 20,000 seats to the games. Shouldn't be too hard.
And this brings us to point #3.
#3: Los Angeles doesn't need teams like the Rams.
We readily admit that Los Angeles is richer than St Louis. But who has that money? Celebrities and self-promoting assholes. And what do celebrities and self-promoters want? To always be around things that make them look better, hotter, more glamorous and valuable. Those same people don't want anything to do with a 1-15 team that has no quarterback and is just coming out of year zero of its rebuild. Those same people hear things like "faith" and "team first" and "The Rams Way" and repeat them back to you in a snide, laughing falsetto. Those same people would rather appear on "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here" than wear Rams gear or in any way show any kind of support for your $800 million dollar investment.
Meanwhile, the tens of millions of ordinary folks in SoCal who would support those Rams have exactly negative squat for disposable income, because the aforementioned money- and fame-hungry leeches have driven up property values and the cost of living so goddamn high in LA that kids are killing each other for nothing. Google "Los Angeles senseless killing," and you'll get nearly 20,000 results. Which is more than the number of season ticket holders you can expect.
#4: The Rams need St Louis as much as we need them. We know the Rams are bad. But if there's one thing St Louis has always known, it's bad football. It's as much in our character as winning baseball -- in fact, it might be the necessary karmic counterweight. And we still show up to games. Perhaps not as loudly or in as much force as if our team were playoff-bound, or even capable of winning a division game every once in a while, but in damn better numbers than those mopes in Jacksonville or Detroit.
There is faith in this town, even as we continue to bicker about quarterbacks and what to do with the #1 pick. We can all see a day at some point in the future when the Rams don't suck -- as clearly as we see the day when Frank Caliendo is no longer on TV, or the day when InBev sells Budweiser back to us, or the day when the mighty Hand of God himself plucks us from our Chrysler minivans and welcomes us to a slightly higher cloud than Seahawks fans get to sit on. We don't know when it's coming, but we know it's coming and we're willing to continue to root for that day.
So reward that faith, o mystery billionaire. You won't regret it. We promise. And out here in St Louis, a promise means something.
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Heavy must be the crown for the man on the Vikings Throne, because it currently sits empty. But our man Brandon has weighed in on several of the running themes for the Vikings all season, and two are the biggest cause for concern among the slightly-favored Vikes: Does Brett Favre have enough left in his legs? And what happened to the monster Adrian Peterson? His early answer: Patience and hope.
Meanwhile, pundits are split on whether Favre or Peterson should be feeling the pressure more.
Jets at Chargers (-7)
Three weeks ago, Turn On The Jets correspondent Joe Caporoso pronounced his team's playoff hopes a "pipe dream." But when the Colts pulled their starters, they also unwittingly unleashed the unholy keyboard of FanBall's winner of the "Blog of the Year," and TOJ has blogged up approximately a thousand words per minute since then.
In this second weekend, we usher in the pantheon of four favorites, fresh from their bye week and ready to wreak havoc on the football field. In today's games, the Colts and Saints try to get back to their highest gear after spending weeks with self-imposed shackles. How do our FanBall correspondents see these games shaping up? Let's take a quick tour.
Cardinals at Saints (-7)
Hunter at Desert Flock predicts an offensive display that threatens to trump last week's 96-point thriller, and offers a position-by-position breakdown. He sees relatively even matchups, swinging slightly to one team or the other, except for a clear Arizona advantage on the defensive line. However, in the position group that will make or break this game, he gives a slight advantage to the road team:
Who Dat Blog: As much as I do prescribe to the "any given Sunday" in today's NFL (and mentioned that in my last blog post), all I can agree with this week is that the game is on Sunday. If you feel the Rams have a shot, I'd say to put down the Crack pipe and go to some hard stuff. I'm not real clear as to why they are playing this game. I just hope the Saints defense doesn't hurt anybody.Ravens at Colts (-6.5)
I'm surprised to find the Colts a slightly smaller favorite than the Ravens here, but then again, Vegas could be reacting to a strong anti-Indianapolis fan sentiment among bettors. Especially with the Patriots' Evil Empire no longer in the field, fans need somebody to hate, and the Colts appear to be it, after their "pull the starters" stunt against the Jets in Week 16.
In a way, Andy Reid and the Eagles have played the Vick scenario perfectly -- they've showed just enough of him to put themselves in an ideal seller's position. The question that Joe put to me in return, I will now put to you:
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One week later his season ended with a sickening pop on the artificial turf of the Edward Jones Dome. His foot froze to the turf as he landed, trying to defend a deep ball from Peyton Manning, and his knee buckled inward, tearing his ACL and lateral meniscus. He now faces two surgeries and a long road to recovery.
His is not an isolated case -- in fact, every Rams player listed on the IR sustained their season-ending injury at the dome, or on a turf-covered practice field, except for OJ Atogwe. Read on, if you dare, for the painful blow-by-blow.
Pre-preseason: Two rookies -- WR Brooks Foster and Safety Eric Bassey -- injure their knees on the brand-new Lindenwood turf during a very light-hitting exhibition game for fans. It's the same type of turf that is used in the dome. Meanwhile, Adam Carriker badly sprains his ankle on the same field.
Preseason: Donnie Avery suffers a sprained foot in practice, while making a cut on the turf. Avery is able to return in time for the regular season opener. Carriker is not so lucky, though, sustaining a season-ending shoulder injury during the Governor's Cup game against the Chiefs.
Home Game #1 (Week 3 vs Packers): Laurent Robinson's season ends on the turf as his ankle gets rolled onto while setting a block. He fractures his fibula and sprains his ankle. Marc Bulger is also removed with a shoulder injury, though he would return to start three games later.
Home Game #2 (Week 5 vs Vikings): Gary Gibson, the promising DT who stepped in for Adam Carriker, breaks a bone in his ankle joint during a routine play on the home turf. His season is over.
Home Game #3 (Week 7 vs Colts): CB Bradley Fletcher and long snapper Chris Massey both tear up their knees during routine plays and are done for the year. Richie Incognito sprains his foot and misses several weeks, just as Donnie Avery did in preseason.
Home Game #4 (Week 10 vs Saints): WR Keenan Burton, the team's most prolific pass catcher to this point, is lost to a gruesome knee injury in the first quarter, running a simple dig pattern.
Home Game #5 (Week 11 vs Cardinals): Before the Rams even get to the game, CJ Ah You is lost for the season to a knee injury sustained on the practice turf. Ah You is the third DT to go down. OJ Atogwe finally returns the favor by bouncing Kurt Warner's helmet off the turf, sidelining the QB for a game and a half, and breaking his career-long streak of games started. However, karma would bit bite back hard, as Marc Bulger's season unofficially ends with a tibia bone fracture at the knee joint. Jason Smith also suffers a major concussion that would knock him out for the rest of the season, though he is never placed on IR.)
Home Game #6 (Week 12 vs Seahawks): Jason Brown sprains his knee and misses the second half, leaving the offensive line in tatters. And Jason Smith, while merely sitting on the sidelines of this house of horrors, suffers a relapse and has to be hospitalized.
Week 13 (At Soldier Field vs Bears): Even though it's not turf, Soldier Field has been called "the worst natural grass surface in the league." Atogwe can attest to that, after severely injuring his shoulder while trying to tackle Matt Forte. The season-ending injury breaks his string of 60 consecutive starts for the Rams.
Week 14 (vs Tennessee): Jacob Bell's season is done after suffering a hamstring injury. He and Atogwe are the lone members of the IR not injured on turf.
Home Game #7 (Week 15 vs Texans): The team's most trusted TE, Daniel Fells, and its newest rookie commodity at cornerback, Quincy Butler, both wreck their knees on the turf and are placed on IR.
Home Game #8 (Week 17 vs 49ers): Not content until someone's viscera is shredded, the turf grabs ahold of practice squadman Roger Allen III, who had been pressed into starting duty after a season-ending triceps injury to Mark Setterstrom. In his first career start, Allen's left ACL is torn. And as a closing act, Keith Null and Donnie Avery are both removed with concussion symptoms.
This is a continuation of a 40-year-old theme of turf-related injuries, and even though the Dome uses next-generation turf that has simulated blades of grass and even "dirt" pellets embedded to provide more give and bounce, that turf never gets a chance to get worn in. Unlike any other NFL stadium I know of, the Dome tears out its turf every single year to accommodate its offseason second life as a convention center. New turf has two characteristics that correspond to higher injuries: more friction, and less ability to absorb shock:
Goddamn.
no commentsThe weekend's potentially most explosive game now comes with some additional emotional baggage, thanks to this tweet by Adam Schefter:
The second game tonight offers a different level of rematch, pitting division rivals Dallas against Philadelphia -- a matchup the Eagles have already lost twice this season. Rather than looking for an ingredient purposely held out in a meaningless game, the Eagles will be looking for something that they have yet to find in this matchup. Respect The Star: How confident are you in a Dallas three-peat?
Malcolm Gladwell, author of "Blink" and "The Tipping Point" is one of the most thought-provoking business writers working today. He loves exploring data and finding connections between seemingly unrelated ideas to produce revelatory content. His starting point in this October 2009 article for the New Yorker, though, is not a startling one:
"Playing football causes brain damage." His primary case in point? Former Ram Kyle Turley.

“They sat me down on the bench. I remember Marshall Faulk coming up and joking with me, because he knew that I was messed up. That’s what happens in the N.F.L: ‘Oooh. You got effed up. Oooh.’
The trainer came up to me and said, ‘Kyle, let’s take you to the locker room.’ I remember looking up at a clock, and there was only a minute and a half left in the game—and I had no idea that much time had elapsed. I showered and took all my gear off. I was sitting at my locker. I don’t remember anything.
When I came back, after being hospitalized, the guys were joking with me because Georgia Frontiere [then the team’s owner] came in the locker room, and they said I was butt-ass naked and I gave her a big hug. They were dying laughing, and I was, like, ‘Are you serious? I did that?’
-- The New Yorker: "Football, dogfighting, and brain damage"For Turley to come forward and share stories like this represents a break of the ranks, a break in the code of the locker room, but only the latest and most explicit of stories that are being told all around football. We as fans generally don't learn of events like this until something catastrophic happens. It took Lyle Alzado's death to expose the rampant steroid use in football to the light of day. But in the case of head injuries, rather than a single tragic event, we have a building wave of publicity shedding light on the issue.
And now, after coming forward in Gladwell's article, Turley is now providing key testimony as the US Congress investigates the seeming epidemic of concussions in football.
Former NFL player Kyle Turley told members of Congress on Monday that while he still had a severe headache, the St. Louis Rams cleared him for full-contact drills four days after a concussion seven years ago.
"Frustrated with being injured and wanting to prove my toughness to my teammates and coaches, I used my head more aggressively than I normally would have in practice, not understanding the damage I was doing to my brain," Turley told the House Judiciary Committee. "I would like to tell you that this was an isolated incident — just as Dr. Casson would."
-- Yahoo: "Ex-chair of NFL brain panel denies link to disease."The article is a topical one for Rams fans not only for Turley's antics, which continue in detail. The heart of our rebuild is in our offensive line, and both Jacob Bell and Rams rookie tackle Jason Smith have missed time with concussion symptoms, with Smith missing six weeks and being held away from the practice field all together. The severity of his symptoms after so little game time as a pro cast a sudden sharp doubt on his status as a true "building block" for the franchise. Additionally, we saw Keith Null and Donnie Avery knocked out of the season's last game with concussion symptoms, and both Danny Amendola and Kyle Boller suffered high-profile knocks to the head.
It's callous to suggest any of these guys are "soft," but it's hard to hide our disappointment when our players leave the field, especially with the game on the line. And we cheer lustily when we see retribution, as when OJ Atogwe banged Kurt Warner to the ground, causing him to leave the game and miss his next start.
Cheering for the violence of the sport is a natural part of being a fan. We want our guys to not only be better football technicians and strategists, we need them to be physically tougher than our opponents. And a big part of our job as the 12th man is to maintain our players' fighting spirit, to make our voices heard in the pit of action.
And this is the parallel that Gladwell draws between football and dogfighting:
At any organized pit fight in which two dogs are really going at each other wholeheartedly, one can observe the owner of each dog changing his position at pit-side in order to be in sight of his dog at all times. The owner knows that seeing his master rooting him on will make a dog work all the harder to please its master.
In other words, the devil isn't just in Michael Vick, it's in all of us.
This is especially relevant as the Rams ready themselves to part ways with Marc Bulger, and a contingent of Rams fans and media columnists openly pine for Vick's services.
It will be interesting to see these two debates collide in the St Louis sports airwaves. Are the same people who champion Vick also turning a blind eye to the increasing publicity that concussions have gained? Are the same ones who morally oppose Vick clamoring for reform in the way the game itself is played? And which attitude will prove dominant in this city, this fan base?
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Of course it would help if Null had established himself as the surprise "QB of the Future" in his audition, or if you didn't have nagging feelings of doubt putting so much faith in one boy named Suh to turn this whole thing around.
But you have to admit, one of the small but enduring victories that Coach Spagnuolo has earned this season is the full faith of his team. He has stood up with the team and taken the punishment just as they have. He hasn't shied away from the injuries, the bad bounces, the bad play, and the near misses. He hasn't changed his positive attitude, his desire to teach and coach and carry this team forward. It's an attitude that is worthy of adopting for our own as a fan base.
Consider, by comparison, the attitudes in Denver toward their rookie head coach, the hotshit McD whose brash temperament immediately drove a wedge between the franchise and its franchise quarterback, and then just as shockingly led his team to a 6-0 start on the season without said quarterback. Now they are 8-8, and Bryan, our FanBall correspondent at the Broncos Stable is questioning everything.






